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The Evolution Of Jobe
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Intro
By the turn of the millennium a technology known as virtual reality will be widespread in use. It will allow you to enter computer generated artificial worlds as unlimited as the imagination itself. It’s creators foresee millions of positive uses – whiles other fear it as a new form of mind control.
A friendly child in a man’s body. Jobe the lawnmower man
unexpectedly one day got a visit from cyboman.
While Jobe mowed lawns on Sycamore Lane
the Doctor Angelo had gone insane.
Through games of skill and virtual stimulation.
Administering of nutropic drugs entered the equation.
I.Q. increased and intelligence gained
Access to military labs and experiments attained.
Occult teachings and virtual education
The result is a psychic mutation.
Moving objects with the mind and instant manifestation
Jobe is Doctor Angelo’s sole creation.
Unresolved issues aggression factor increased
all who hurt Jobe are now deceased.
Subjected to testing like laboratory mice
In the electric dimension he is cyber Christ.
Could this be the next step in human evolution?
Endocrime systems in place tapping into the brain stem.
Awakening the dormant areas of these most ancient
Powers and abilities creating a psychic revolution?
First with experiments on Chimpanzee’s
self activated reasoning, it had a plan!!!
Now it is humanities turn, accelerated learning
The advancement of humanity through technology.
Access granted-access denied x 4
I’ve got to get to VSI VSI VSI x 4
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The Nights Has 1000 Screams
Tommy intently plays with his pornographic puzzle
Discovered by his mom, she implores him to retrieve a plastic bag
Boston 1942, young tommy did swing his axe
Dismembered mama via saw, hid in the closet, fooled the law
The ruse worked, he was free in 40 years we all would see
Complete the puzzle, make it fit and spill a lot of blood doing it
DIE, DIE, DIE
DIE, DIE, DIE
Pieces, you’ll go in pieces (x2)
Coeds are maimed, some in broad daylight
They smile at the killer, with a chainsaw held behind his back
I can’t wait for the coroner’s view, so could you give me yours?
Could this have been done with a chainsaw like that over there?
(Points at bloody chainsaw, the obvious murder weapon)
I’m no pathologist but even a lawman could see that it was done with that
Bastard Bastard Bastard
Pieces, you’ll go in pieces
Inexplicably castrated by a jigsawed corpse!
Inexplicably castrated by a jigsawed corpse!
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Terry and Andy were orphaned brothers raised on the Southtown streets.
Adopted by Jeff Bogard, master of Hakkyokuseiken.
At a young age they both witnessed his murder at the hands of Howard, Geese
They made an oath to spend a decade training then avenge their father's death.
Down, Down-Forward, Forward (Power Wave) The next fatal blow!
Down, Down-Backward, Backward (Burn Knuckle) The next fatal blow!
Down-Backward, charge, Up-Forward (Crack Shoot!) The next fatal blow!
Down, charge, Up (Rising Tackle!) The next fatal blow!
Andy decided to perfect his own martial arts in Japan
Shiranui-ryū Ninjutsu and a form of empty-handed combat called Koppōken
Terry faithfully chose to wander in his home country, the US
combining the fighting skills learned from his father and the art of Bajiquan
Down, Down-Forward, Forward (Hishoken) The next fatal blow!
Backward, charge, Forward (Zaneiken) The next fatal blow!
Down, charge, Up (Shoryudan!) The next fatal blow!
Down-Backward, charge, Up-Forward (Kuhadan!) The next fatal blow!
A decade later in the present,
Geese Howard organizes a tournament, dubbed "The King of Fighters".
Andy returns to South Town,
Renites with Terry and they and befriend Thai fighter, Joe Higashi
Ducking Duck King
Kicking higher, Richard Meyer
Sound beach, Michael Max
The man who grew, Tung Fu Rue
Drunken Thai, Hwa Jai
Vapor breath, Raiden
Bojutsu master, Billy Kane
King Of Fighters, Your title
The Legend Of The Hungry Wolf x 4
Terry celebrates as the winner of the inaugural king of fighters tournament,
when suddenly he is captured by two henchmen and sent to Geese's Tower by force, to have a one-on-one showdown with the crime boss himself.
Geese with his aikido style was a formidable opponent for Terry, but he gained the upper hand
And defeated him with a jump kick out of his tower, causing Geese to plummet to his death.
The Legend Of The Hungry Wolf x 4
As Terry left the tournament victorious,
Andy felt a mixed sense of closure and returned to Japan to continue his training.
The Legend Of The Hungry Wolf
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Enteroctopus Dolfeini
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The only female passenger, a general laborer.
On the Black Robin Freighter from Timaru to Napier.
Near Port Pinos, turbulence was met.
It sent her flying from the safety of the ship’s deck.
71 Kilos of Cephalopod,
lurking below the surface.
Enteroctopus Dofleini.
Captured in the beast’s hectocotylus
Her mantle cavity inseminated with spermatophores.
A mighty sperm packet which imbued her with….
…the power of the North Pacific Giant Octopus!
In the substrate of her lair she lived in relative peace.
Giving her larval Octopodes everything she never had.
One day everything changed.
Her larva ensnared by a Japanese fishing vessel.
Chromatophores a blaze with a rainbow of hate.
How she grew 200 ft. tall is a fact I don’t care to state.
OctoMom spotted near the Kagoshima Prefecture
Your home, your possessions drowned in ink.
Deafening the public with Maternal Shrieks
Autotomising limbs, battle damaged extremities.
Driven back to re-think her counter attack.
Military might bested her for a spell.
The most intelligent of all invertebrates,
Three hearts pound, pumping blood and hate.
OCTO-OCTO-MOTHER!
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Lycanthropic Theory
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Lycanthropic, vampyric myths
Of creatures who stalk in the night, in the shroud of darkness
Diseases have been proposed as the origins of the legends
Congenital Erythropoietic Porphyria is most commonly suggested
Symptoms including severe burns when exposed to light
Blood deficiencies and deformations of the teeth
This theory has been proven to be unsubstantiated
No evidence suggests that drinking blood improves the symptoms
Despite the striking parallels that can be clearly drawn
To make this link serves only to stigmatize sufferers
Ignorance of the decomposition cycle of the body
Has been put forth as another possible explanation
Swollen corpses oozing blood appeared to be well fed
Had they left their grave to drink the blood from someone's neck?
These are merely theories. The truth is still not known.
Lycanthropic myths date back to a prehistoric dawn
A powerful idea, obsessing people to this day
Lifestyle vampirism has come back in a big way
Lycanthropic, vampyric myths
Of creatures who stalk in the night, in the shroud of darkness
Vampires, creatures who subsist on blood
Werewolves, transformation when the moon is full
The Undead, animate but without life
Phantoms, floating wraiths after death
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Q
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Quetzalcoatl- The winged serpent, aztec dragon deity
Quetzalcoatl- Chrysler building home to it’s nest and eggs
Quetzalcoatl- Feeds upon New Yorkers on their rooftops
Quetzalcoatl- Unexplained deaths confound the NYPD
Q- That’s all you’ll have time to say before it tears you apart
Quetzalcoatl’s nest is discovered prompting a quick plan
Quetzalcoatl- Massive firepower unloaded upon the mythic beast
Quetzalcoatl’s- bullet riddled body falls from the sky upon manhattan’s streets
Quetzalcoatl’s egg hatches in an undisclosed location.
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Vile, Red Falcon
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Air dropped in the jungle, our time has come
Nothing but the rifles strapped to our backs
Mad Dog & Scorpion, MERCs supreme
Mercilessly charge towards the base
Vile Red Falcon
To clear each room you must destroy it’s core
While jumping trip hazards rolling on the floor
and dodging bullets that spray from all sides
Don’t bother keeping track of how often you die
Vile Red Falcon
Ascend the waterfall, don’t fall and die
Avoid crushing boulders and creeping flames
Mace wielding alien giant belching fire
Your game over, the enemy’s desire
MACHINE GUN
LAZER
FLAME THROWER
RAPID RAPID RAPID FIRE
SPREAD SHOTx2
Enter the snowfield, shirtless but warm
Because your blood boils hotter with every enemy shot
Fortified battle vehicles dispatched with ease
Your target is to aim and maim to please
Vile Red Falcon
Energy zone ahead, ionizing lazers pulse
Duck and duck some more for best results
An armored giant stands awaiting you
You glimpse the hanger and keep blasting through!
Vile Red Falcon
Mechanized pillars with smashing spikes
Gunners aimed to take your last life
The taste of Red Falcon’s vile blood in your mouth
The alien lair is it’s final defense
ALIENS! Blast the beating heart until it beats no more!
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Izanagi and Izanami, the first humans, descended from the heavens.
Procreated, then gave birth, to the deformed “Leech Child” Hiruko.
After correcting, their marriage ritual, they gave birth to many gods.
Last of which, the fire god Kagutsuchi, burnt Izanami’s urethra and she died in pain.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Mother of Japan, entered Yomi
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
The Dark Underworld, Realm of the Dead
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Mother of Japan, entered Yomi
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
The Dark Underworld, Realm of the Dead
Izanagi voyaged down, deep into the cavern.
He hoped to return, return with his love.
Found her beneath, but much to his shagrin.
She was a maggot infested corpse, so he turned about and ran!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Mother of Japan, entered Yomi
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
The Dark Underworld, Realm of the Dead
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Mother of Japan, entered Yomi
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
The Dark Underworld, Realm of the Dead
Izanami sent, DEMON HAGS!
Yes! She sent, DEMON HAGS!
Warriors and DEMON HAGS!
3 peaches thwarted, the DEMON HAGS!
Izanami, fed up with Izanagi’s shit.
Transformed herself into a demon!
She became a DEMON HAG!
Maggot infested DEMON HAG!
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Wrath Of Daimajin
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He is the spirit of Vengeance.
Majin, monster of terror. Majin, Hideous idol
and the wrath of god given form.
Crossed arms reveal it’s true face. Grotesque shogun, twisted in distaste.
Lord Hana-basa
Feudal boss, a good man. He rules with a gentle hand.
Samon-O-suke
Treacherous chamberlain sets the stage for a coup d’etat
Gen-O-cide
Of the Hanabasa clan. Kogenta aims to foil their plan.
Narrow escape…
Some vassals manage/To evade/Prince & princess/Seeking exile.
Forbidden territory they seek, priestess in the wood so deep.
Awaiting their eighteenth birthday, waiting to make Samonosuke pay.
Villagers used in slave labour by a brutal sadistic leader.
Revolution is waiting for it’s trigger to be pulled by Hanabasa’s retainers.
Shinobu warns of/Majin’s wrath/Murderous rage/Priestess is slain
Samonosuke deploys a group to destroy the Majin idol.
A chisel of substantial girth, purposed to stay the god’s rebirth.
Between it’s eyes, the tool is driven. Blood pours from ancient rock.
Horrified they attempt to flee. They’re swallowed by heaving earth.
Daimajin awakens, spurred on by the sacrifice.
On to Samonosuke’s stronghold, which he promptly destroys.
Oh, spirit of vengeance. Oh wrath of god given form.
Only the tears of the princess can rebuke it’s terror.
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Dr. Serizawa's Decision
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With Hiroshima / Nagasaki etched in their minds
The citizens of Japan face a new yet familiar foe
Fishing vessels destroyed unexplained disasters abound
Harkening back to the SS Lucky Dragon #5
(Daigo Fukuryu Maru)
Eiko-maru ,Bingo-maru
Off the coast of Odo Island within it’s abyssal depths
It’s waters will yield an abomination of local lore
Confused & angered by continual nuclear tests
No longer able to sustain it’s niche, human ignorance yielded the beast.
Goijra, godzilla, gojira, godzilla
Ministerial debates On the most intelligent course of action
Opinions differ on use of deadly force
Science suggests live capture as a consideration
To study It’ hardy bomb atomic resistance
Strontium 90 footprints and radioactive breath
Purveyor of mayhem and harbinger of death
Tokyo in it’s sights, sirens wail in the night
Artillery tossed like dolls follow their nation’s call
Questing knowledge, A new mystery to solve
What’s truly gained and who will count the cost
Ultimate power, the force of which unseen by man
Shelter must be found yet again!
Strontium 90 footprints and radioactive breath
Purveyor of mayhem and harbinger of death
Tokyo in it’s sights, sirens wail in the night
Artillery tossed like dolls follow their nation’s call
Dr. Serizawa, Daisuke sits idle -Studying
In his dark aquatic laboratory -Emiko
Visits him to have a difficult conversation -Privy
To a demonstration of a very powerful -weapon
The upper hand to turn the tide -hesitance
A weighty choice placed upon Serizawa’s -shoulders
Keep this power from the wrong hands -metaphor
For the atomic bombs that dropped 10 years –before
Oxygen
Destroyer
In suicide
It’s secret shall hide.
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Anguirus,
awoke by radiation.
Evacuate,
Tokyo his destination.
Toe to toe,
with his foe Godzilla.
Shell of spines,
razor sharp teeth!
Four legs to get,
crushed beneath!
Horrifying cry,
you know you’ll soon die.
Once proud city,
in ruins it lies.
Gojira’s friend and his foe.
They hang out and chat on monster island.
Together solving the earth’s great woes,
King Ghidorah and Gigan!
Gojira’s friend and his foe.
They hang out and chat on monster island.
Together solving the earth’s great woes,
King Ghidorah and Gigan!
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