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Monstrous & Mythical

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Intro By the turn of the millennium a technology known as virtual reality will be widespread in use. It will allow you to enter computer generated artificial worlds as unlimited as the imagination itself. It’s creators foresee millions of positive uses – whiles other fear it as a new form of mind control. A friendly child in a man’s body. Jobe the lawnmower man unexpectedly one day got a visit from cyboman. While Jobe mowed lawns on Sycamore Lane the Doctor Angelo had gone insane. Through games of skill and virtual stimulation. Administering of nutropic drugs entered the equation. I.Q. increased and intelligence gained Access to military labs and experiments attained. Occult teachings and virtual education The result is a psychic mutation. Moving objects with the mind and instant manifestation Jobe is Doctor Angelo’s sole creation. Unresolved issues aggression factor increased all who hurt Jobe are now deceased. Subjected to testing like laboratory mice In the electric dimension he is cyber Christ. Could this be the next step in human evolution? Endocrime systems in place tapping into the brain stem. Awakening the dormant areas of these most ancient Powers and abilities creating a psychic revolution? First with experiments on Chimpanzee’s self activated reasoning, it had a plan!!! Now it is humanities turn, accelerated learning The advancement of humanity through technology. Access granted-access denied x 4 I’ve got to get to VSI VSI VSI x 4
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The Nights Has 1000 Screams Tommy intently plays with his pornographic puzzle Discovered by his mom, she implores him to retrieve a plastic bag Boston 1942, young tommy did swing his axe Dismembered mama via saw, hid in the closet, fooled the law The ruse worked, he was free in 40 years we all would see Complete the puzzle, make it fit and spill a lot of blood doing it DIE, DIE, DIE DIE, DIE, DIE Pieces, you’ll go in pieces (x2) Coeds are maimed, some in broad daylight They smile at the killer, with a chainsaw held behind his back I can’t wait for the coroner’s view, so could you give me yours? Could this have been done with a chainsaw like that over there? (Points at bloody chainsaw, the obvious murder weapon) I’m no pathologist but even a lawman could see that it was done with that Bastard Bastard Bastard Pieces, you’ll go in pieces Inexplicably castrated by a jigsawed corpse! Inexplicably castrated by a jigsawed corpse!
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Terry and Andy were orphaned brothers raised on the Southtown streets. Adopted by Jeff Bogard, master of Hakkyokuseiken. At a young age they both witnessed his murder at the hands of Howard, Geese They made an oath to spend a decade training then avenge their father's death. Down, Down-Forward, Forward (Power Wave) The next fatal blow! Down, Down-Backward, Backward (Burn Knuckle) The next fatal blow! Down-Backward, charge, Up-Forward (Crack Shoot!) The next fatal blow! Down, charge, Up (Rising Tackle!) The next fatal blow! Andy decided to perfect his own martial arts in Japan Shiranui-ryū Ninjutsu and a form of empty-handed combat called Koppōken Terry faithfully chose to wander in his home country, the US combining the fighting skills learned from his father and the art of Bajiquan Down, Down-Forward, Forward (Hishoken) The next fatal blow! Backward, charge, Forward (Zaneiken) The next fatal blow! Down, charge, Up (Shoryudan!) The next fatal blow! Down-Backward, charge, Up-Forward (Kuhadan!) The next fatal blow! A decade later in the present, Geese Howard organizes a tournament, dubbed "The King of Fighters". Andy returns to South Town, Renites with Terry and they and befriend Thai fighter, Joe Higashi Ducking Duck King Kicking higher, Richard Meyer Sound beach, Michael Max The man who grew, Tung Fu Rue Drunken Thai, Hwa Jai Vapor breath, Raiden Bojutsu master, Billy Kane King Of Fighters, Your title The Legend Of The Hungry Wolf x 4 Terry celebrates as the winner of the inaugural king of fighters tournament, when suddenly he is captured by two henchmen and sent to Geese's Tower by force, to have a one-on-one showdown with the crime boss himself. Geese with his aikido style was a formidable opponent for Terry, but he gained the upper hand And defeated him with a jump kick out of his tower, causing Geese to plummet to his death. The Legend Of The Hungry Wolf x 4 As Terry left the tournament victorious, Andy felt a mixed sense of closure and returned to Japan to continue his training. The Legend Of The Hungry Wolf
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The only female passenger, a general laborer. On the Black Robin Freighter from Timaru to Napier. Near Port Pinos, turbulence was met. It sent her flying from the safety of the ship’s deck. 71 Kilos of Cephalopod, lurking below the surface. Enteroctopus Dofleini. Captured in the beast’s hectocotylus Her mantle cavity inseminated with spermatophores. A mighty sperm packet which imbued her with…. …the power of the North Pacific Giant Octopus! In the substrate of her lair she lived in relative peace. Giving her larval Octopodes everything she never had. One day everything changed. Her larva ensnared by a Japanese fishing vessel. Chromatophores a blaze with a rainbow of hate. How she grew 200 ft. tall is a fact I don’t care to state. OctoMom spotted near the Kagoshima Prefecture Your home, your possessions drowned in ink. Deafening the public with Maternal Shrieks Autotomising limbs, battle damaged extremities. Driven back to re-think her counter attack. Military might bested her for a spell. The most intelligent of all invertebrates, Three hearts pound, pumping blood and hate. OCTO-OCTO-MOTHER!
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Lycanthropic, vampyric myths Of creatures who stalk in the night, in the shroud of darkness Diseases have been proposed as the origins of the legends Congenital Erythropoietic Porphyria is most commonly suggested Symptoms including severe burns when exposed to light Blood deficiencies and deformations of the teeth This theory has been proven to be unsubstantiated No evidence suggests that drinking blood improves the symptoms Despite the striking parallels that can be clearly drawn To make this link serves only to stigmatize sufferers Ignorance of the decomposition cycle of the body Has been put forth as another possible explanation Swollen corpses oozing blood appeared to be well fed Had they left their grave to drink the blood from someone's neck? These are merely theories. The truth is still not known. Lycanthropic myths date back to a prehistoric dawn A powerful idea, obsessing people to this day Lifestyle vampirism has come back in a big way Lycanthropic, vampyric myths Of creatures who stalk in the night, in the shroud of darkness Vampires, creatures who subsist on blood Werewolves, transformation when the moon is full The Undead, animate but without life Phantoms, floating wraiths after death
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Quetzalcoatl- The winged serpent, aztec dragon deity Quetzalcoatl- Chrysler building home to it’s nest and eggs Quetzalcoatl- Feeds upon New Yorkers on their rooftops Quetzalcoatl- Unexplained deaths confound the NYPD Q- That’s all you’ll have time to say before it tears you apart Quetzalcoatl’s nest is discovered prompting a quick plan Quetzalcoatl- Massive firepower unloaded upon the mythic beast Quetzalcoatl’s- bullet riddled body falls from the sky upon manhattan’s streets Quetzalcoatl’s egg hatches in an undisclosed location.
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Air dropped in the jungle, our time has come Nothing but the rifles strapped to our backs Mad Dog & Scorpion, MERCs supreme Mercilessly charge towards the base Vile Red Falcon To clear each room you must destroy it’s core While jumping trip hazards rolling on the floor and dodging bullets that spray from all sides Don’t bother keeping track of how often you die Vile Red Falcon Ascend the waterfall, don’t fall and die Avoid crushing boulders and creeping flames Mace wielding alien giant belching fire Your game over, the enemy’s desire MACHINE GUN LAZER FLAME THROWER RAPID RAPID RAPID FIRE SPREAD SHOTx2 Enter the snowfield, shirtless but warm Because your blood boils hotter with every enemy shot Fortified battle vehicles dispatched with ease Your target is to aim and maim to please Vile Red Falcon Energy zone ahead, ionizing lazers pulse Duck and duck some more for best results An armored giant stands awaiting you You glimpse the hanger and keep blasting through! Vile Red Falcon Mechanized pillars with smashing spikes Gunners aimed to take your last life The taste of Red Falcon’s vile blood in your mouth The alien lair is it’s final defense ALIENS! Blast the beating heart until it beats no more!
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Izanagi and Izanami, the first humans, descended from the heavens. Procreated, then gave birth, to the deformed “Leech Child” Hiruko. After correcting, their marriage ritual, they gave birth to many gods. Last of which, the fire god Kagutsuchi, burnt Izanami’s urethra and she died in pain. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Mother of Japan, entered Yomi AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! The Dark Underworld, Realm of the Dead AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Mother of Japan, entered Yomi AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! The Dark Underworld, Realm of the Dead Izanagi voyaged down, deep into the cavern. He hoped to return, return with his love. Found her beneath, but much to his shagrin. She was a maggot infested corpse, so he turned about and ran! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Mother of Japan, entered Yomi AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! The Dark Underworld, Realm of the Dead AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Mother of Japan, entered Yomi AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! The Dark Underworld, Realm of the Dead Izanami sent, DEMON HAGS! Yes! She sent, DEMON HAGS! Warriors and DEMON HAGS! 3 peaches thwarted, the DEMON HAGS! Izanami, fed up with Izanagi’s shit. Transformed herself into a demon! She became a DEMON HAG! Maggot infested DEMON HAG!
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He is the spirit of Vengeance. Majin, monster of terror. Majin, Hideous idol and the wrath of god given form. Crossed arms reveal it’s true face. Grotesque shogun, twisted in distaste. Lord Hana-basa Feudal boss, a good man. He rules with a gentle hand. Samon-O-suke Treacherous chamberlain sets the stage for a coup d’etat Gen-O-cide Of the Hanabasa clan. Kogenta aims to foil their plan. Narrow escape… Some vassals manage/To evade/Prince & princess/Seeking exile. Forbidden territory they seek, priestess in the wood so deep. Awaiting their eighteenth birthday, waiting to make Samonosuke pay. Villagers used in slave labour by a brutal sadistic leader. Revolution is waiting for it’s trigger to be pulled by Hanabasa’s retainers. Shinobu warns of/Majin’s wrath/Murderous rage/Priestess is slain Samonosuke deploys a group to destroy the Majin idol. A chisel of substantial girth, purposed to stay the god’s rebirth. Between it’s eyes, the tool is driven. Blood pours from ancient rock. Horrified they attempt to flee. They’re swallowed by heaving earth. Daimajin awakens, spurred on by the sacrifice. On to Samonosuke’s stronghold, which he promptly destroys. Oh, spirit of vengeance. Oh wrath of god given form. Only the tears of the princess can rebuke it’s terror.
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With Hiroshima / Nagasaki etched in their minds The citizens of Japan face a new yet familiar foe Fishing vessels destroyed unexplained disasters abound Harkening back to the SS Lucky Dragon #5 (Daigo Fukuryu Maru) Eiko-maru ,Bingo-maru Off the coast of Odo Island within it’s abyssal depths It’s waters will yield an abomination of local lore Confused & angered by continual nuclear tests No longer able to sustain it’s niche, human ignorance yielded the beast. Goijra, godzilla, gojira, godzilla Ministerial debates On the most intelligent course of action Opinions differ on use of deadly force Science suggests live capture as a consideration To study It’ hardy bomb atomic resistance Strontium 90 footprints and radioactive breath Purveyor of mayhem and harbinger of death Tokyo in it’s sights, sirens wail in the night Artillery tossed like dolls follow their nation’s call Questing knowledge, A new mystery to solve What’s truly gained and who will count the cost Ultimate power, the force of which unseen by man Shelter must be found yet again! Strontium 90 footprints and radioactive breath Purveyor of mayhem and harbinger of death Tokyo in it’s sights, sirens wail in the night Artillery tossed like dolls follow their nation’s call Dr. Serizawa, Daisuke sits idle -Studying In his dark aquatic laboratory -Emiko Visits him to have a difficult conversation -Privy To a demonstration of a very powerful -weapon The upper hand to turn the tide -hesitance A weighty choice placed upon Serizawa’s -shoulders Keep this power from the wrong hands -metaphor For the atomic bombs that dropped 10 years –before Oxygen Destroyer In suicide It’s secret shall hide.
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Anguirus, awoke by radiation. Evacuate, Tokyo his destination. Toe to toe, with his foe Godzilla. Shell of spines, razor sharp teeth! Four legs to get, crushed beneath! Horrifying cry, you know you’ll soon die. Once proud city, in ruins it lies. Gojira’s friend and his foe. They hang out and chat on monster island. Together solving the earth’s great woes, King Ghidorah and Gigan! Gojira’s friend and his foe. They hang out and chat on monster island. Together solving the earth’s great woes, King Ghidorah and Gigan!

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released February 21, 2024

Music recorded December 2019
Vocals recorded winter of 2021
Mixing finished February 2024

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